Archive for March, 2011

I Gotta Pee

Posted: 27th March 2011 by admin in Uncategorized

I left the house bundled up like an Eskimo and headed to school. It was freezing cold outside. I had on my new, rabbit-fur lined boots. I loved those boots. They were fluffy outside and knee high. Mom tried to get me practical boots that were big, ugly and waterproof but I wasn’t having that. [...]

Baloney aka Bologna Sandwiches

Posted: 4th March 2011 by admin in Uncategorized

When I was growing up, my mother was pretty damn broke and we ate a lot of baloney sandwiches.  I was born and raised in Columbus, Ohio in an all African American, poor neighborhood.  My sister and I were what they called back in the day “high-Yellow”. During the summer, the local swimming pool served [...]

Everyone Should Have a Background Check

Posted: 4th March 2011 by admin in Uncategorized

Approximately 9 years ago in April of 2000, my friend, we will call her Glo, and I were headed to South Beach to go see a friend of mines open up for the rap group Mobb Deep.  Anthony asked me to be there early so that I could go on stage with them and help [...]

The Happily Married Man

Posted: 4th March 2011 by admin in Uncategorized

This Fourth of July I decided to do something I rarely do.  My close neighbors, a very nice, older Jamaican couple always ask me come by and join them whenever they have a cookout or family get-together, so I decided to take them up on their offer. I usually don’t join them because I’m not [...]

Church People

Posted: 4th March 2011 by admin in Uncategorized

After Grandma  died, everybody in the family went haywire.  I never realized that Mom wasn’t really around that much, because I loved Grandma so much that it didn’t matter to me one way or another.  Aunt Gretchen started drinking really bad.  Aunt Mary started shooting Heroine.   My favorite cousin became a pimp.  And me, well [...]